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I ran across a blog entry having a link to another piece of information. On trying to find it again, I was unable and left trying to describe the post to spouseinbox. (Remember we are both nurses) The posting stated there was a cheaper much less invasive treatment for the dangerous side effect of viagra. I put spouseinbox to the test and asked what the side effect was. The correct reply came, that an erection lasting longer than 4 hours was hazardous and requiring medical attention. Correct. This blog has a link that could take care of the hazardous side effect without invasive procedure. Click the link and a picture of Hillary shows. Spouseinbox replied, “a picture of Pelosi would also work.”

A couple comes in to the emergency room with the husband wrapped up like Van Gogh.
Receptionist: Good morning, how may we help you?
Sore Husband (SH): I need my ear stitched up.
(R): OK, Fill out this paperwork and I’ll get you back.
Paperwork is done and turned in. The couple is led to the back of the emergency and SH is directed to sit on the exam table.
Caring Nurse (CH): So how did this happen?
(SH): My wife cut my ear with some scissors.
(CN): Were you having an argument?
(SH): No, nothing like that. She was trimming my hair and cut my ear.
CN looks at wife who has a mix of sheepish look and possibly a crockpot of mad stewing underneath.
(CH): I guess a bit more care is needed when trimming the hair.
(SH): All right, I’ll tell you. We were getting ready for the shower and we shower together, you know, to save water and all that. ;-) Well, anyways, she was trimming around my ear when I gave in to temptation, goosed her, and here we are.

*No ears were harmed in the making of this story.

Much more effective

This one from mostlycajun had that instant reaction:

1784 – Ben Franklin expresses unhappiness over eagle as America’s symbol. Ben wanted the wild turkey. Today I’d tender a suggestion that it be the blood-sucking tick.

I hope that’s not insulting the ticks…

the other night kidinbox called and mentioned the moon having a rainbow around it.  I tried to obtain the picture while noticing some color and the following was the best I could get my camera to do:

Our Christmas Party at work was today.  I pushed for a real white elephant gift exchange due to the fact that I found the perfect item while cleaning out mom’s attic last summer.  So let’s just say that I have been planning this for about 6 months, and with a couple of well placed hints, it was announced that the staff would not buy gifts this year, just get things from the house for a real white elephant.  I thought that established the rules.  I thought it had…

Gift number one was a nicely decorated cross, the pride of anyone placing it on their wall.  Next was some home-made fudge-in 4 flavors.  Another brought a quart of the dipping sauce from a local restaurant.  There was a light-up Christmas lawn dog, and a bottle of sparkling wine.  Then mine was chosen.  In the midst of all these wonderful feel-good packages, my recipient received an antique – steel, enameled bedpan with a bell strategically taped in the center so that the wrapped item would have a jingle when shaken.  At least the recipient had a sense of humor.  By the way, I ended up with the bedpan when all was finished, so I guess I’m ready for next year…

pushed the button on my giggle-box.  There are many more at the site.  Enjoy.

h/t Third World County

I am reminded of a friend of my mom’s.  This friend was a true believer in Shaklee (vitamin equivalent of Amway).  I observed lunch one day residing on the table – three plates of pills.  All the nutrition one needed carefully selected to provide a balanced intake of the essential nutrients – excepting taste and food.  Those moments make me appreciate the mom I have.

That period of time between rising and consuming the first cup of coffee.  Effects may be seen here.

Occupy This!

Wish there were more, including TSA, EPA, etc.

From here.

(update) I tried to get this edited this morning and ran out of time before work.  Here is the comic re-sized to the page so you may read the whole thing.

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