1.) Doc: Let’s see.  I see the hands there and there.  Look.  There are the knees.  Oh, and right up there is the pe…. Oh, sorry.  You didn’t want to know that….

 

2.) mom: “The doctor said I, well we, have a baby girl.  That means sweet sixteen party, sleep overs, wedding planning…”

dad: “bigger gun collection.”

 

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