I had an interaction worthy of Dr. Grumpy:

(ring, ring)

Nurseinbox: Hello, how may I help you.

Mr. Mapless: I have been having a terrible headache and was wondering about taking “headachenomore”.

I checked the medicine list and found the medicine listed there.

Nurseinbox: What does the label say?

Mr. Mapless: Take one tablet for headache as needed every 6 hours.

Nurseinbox: I suggest you follow directions.

Mr. Mapless: Go ahead and take it?

Nurseinbox: Do you have a headache?

Mr Mapless: Yes.

Nurseinbox: I suggest you follow directions.

Mr. Mapless: Thank you.

Hangs up.

Nurseinbox: shakes head.

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